Good blardy afternoon!!!

Supposed to have Fridays off this semester, but with so many labs conveniently scheduled on this particular day of the week, I have to drag myself up from the bed, shower and head right to campus from 9-12 today to attach ICs and LEDs to the breadboard and hope that the circuit works, so that I can leave early and maybe continue my sleep.

Which so happens that things doesn’t work to well and I am stuck til the last minutes with malfunctioning equipments, clueless lab partner (I am not so clueful myself, but I am cluerer!) and the lecturer. (The lecturer part wasn’t that bad at all! Will talk about it later.)

Well anyhow, I managed to ditch the whole thing because time’s up so I took lift from 2nd floor to the 3rd floor computer lab, and as of now, I am writing this entry from the lab, with a throbbing headache, no thanks to the low flicker rate of the (hold your breath!) 15” CRT monitor.

I know why I don’t hang out at the lab often. Its because…
The 15” CRT monitor with low flicker rate, no flat screen and the pin cushion effect is killing my eyes, OMG!

P3s. And they are noisier than a chugging train.

Internet Explorer. Even with tabbed browsing, it still sucks.

No speaker. I can live with that, but still….

Ughhh. Air con not strong enough.

Smells weird. Of mothballs and unwashed socks. In an air con room.

Must.wear.shoes. No slippers.

Everything’s slow to load. I don’t think its the line’s problem. Trust me its the processor.

I can put my leg on the chair.

Another 15 minutes and they are going to close for lunch!

I gotta go. K thanks bye.

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When there’s wedding, there’s dinner. Never mind the fact that you actually kind of pay for the food, but since its customary, we attend and we give angpaoz. Moreover, its your relative, so for the joy and fun and answering inquisitive relatives, I have to show face.

It wasn’t really as bad as my pessimistic introverted mind told me, partly because in the presence of familiarity, it would be kinda fun to see who aged faster among the grandparent’s siblings or which long lost cousins were actually married and coming with kids in tow. Oh, and the food was not bad.

The customarily long winded “YAM SENG” that deafens my ear,  and makes my hand numb with all the glass raising. Whoever’s great idea was that?

Don’t talk about THAT cake. I didn’t even get a slice. I supposed it makes for a nice photo.

Blardy bad lighting.

All pictures turned handicapped.

And somewhat extra terrestrially creepy.

The K-box is another annoying piece of crap in any wedding dinner. Spare my ears please.

Darn! Bad mood, sarcastic comments. Enough said. Don’t read the words, just glance at the pics, ok?

Whenever it comes to printing notes, I will have a huge headache on trying to get the job done and not dirtying the table with spilled ink. My HP 56 Black is almost always running out of ink because I don’t fancy buying new ink cartridges to replace the old one, and suffice to say, feeding it with generic ink and trying to make the most out of it is what I am doing for the past three months. After all, ink cartridges doesn’t come cheap, and I really need to print a lot of notes. I don’t know how much does ink cartridges of other printer brands cost, because frankly, I don’t think a switch of printers is what I should be doing, although printers are dirt cheap nowadays.

But, as you know, ink cartridges are the most expensive part of the printer, and like it or not you will have to use them in order to print something, so smart of the printer manufacturers to produce cheap printers but sell their cartridges at cutthroat prices. Looks like when its time to get myself new HP inkjet cartridges it is going to cost me an arm and a leg again.

OH SALLY! 我爱你!!! OH SALLY! I LUUUURRRRVEEE YOUUUUU!!!!

Not! Those are not my line alright! I supposed if you have twenty guys screaming at the top of the lungs in front of the door that you are supposed to guard and barricade, it would be too cloying and nauseating that I am forced to vomit yesterday’s supper (pass me the bag, please) but for the bride behind the door it will be all sweet and mushy and wobbly leg reducing. (Arghh! somebody, kill me already!). So, how do you feel, dear Sally?

My aunt and uncle(dad’s sis and her husband) doing the customary of putting on the bride’s headgear.

So, somebody is getting married (Sally) to somebody (Kevin???) and that two somebodies make us two nobodies become somebodies too. We are happy, they are happy, but our happiness will be minuscule compared to theirs. After all they get to spend the rest of their lives together bullying and getting bullied. The question is, who is bullying who?

Ze bride ees acting funny. Don’t mind her pre-wedding jitters.

Ze bride and ze bridesmaid, which is moi sister, who looks zombified because she didn’t get to sleep enough.

Ze groom finally get to meet ze bride after all those stupid stunts demanded by the people girlfriends’ of the bride who are jealous because they are not getting married and is adamant to make the guys’ life miserable. Well, I was kinda like one of them but I hate it nonetheless especially when the groom’s entourage of brothers monkeys are uncivil and borderline ah beng with no sense of respect to the fairer gender . Oh yeah, the busybodies of the groom’s entourage kept asking about the bride’s short hair. It it their business? Spanner ‘em!

Yesh, it is also customary to smile like a fool on ze wedding day, because who knows where those pictures taken by those flashy cameras would end up in. (Like say, those pictures taken by my sis ended up in moi blog. I didn’t take any pictures because I left my trusty Leumix in Malacca. OH RATS!)